When All Else Fails….Do Some Hoe Shit….

26 Dec

Can I just express right now that I feel like relationships and love is for suckers? With the exception of my son, people with penises are on my list of people I hate. First off, my ex-husband has had some kind of epiphany that our son is not his. Yeah…take your time with that one. How did he come to this conclusion? He was served with child support papers. What a lame and childish move. But nonetheless, me and Chunky will be down at DSCE cheeks ready for the swabbing. My ex-husband is in the muthafucking way…

Now, remember “The Friend”? Yeah, he’s a douchebag. I sure do know how to pick ’em. I am still trying to figure out his purpose in my life because the shit that has been going on lately has me scratching my head. He has moved out of the bedroom and has parked his ass on my couch with his laptop….and that is where he stays. While on the couch, he likes to call out all of my parenting flaws and anything he can find wrong with me. Our “relationship” is like this clip from The Boondocks. He would be the dude around the 1:06 mark. Complete with the borrowing your car line. Then he claims he doesn’t live here, but I looked in my closet this morning and I swear on my hood (lollerskates) all his shit was in my closet. I know my ass was running around here talking about being broken hearted, but shit…I want my space back. I want to chill in my living room listening to pandora. I can’t because there is SOMEONE ON MY FUCKING COUCH……so with all that being said, I am done with men. No, I am not going to start playing for the other team (though I am thisclose to doing just that) I just don’t feel like being bothered. I don’t think it is the cards for me to be in a relationship or even be entertaining one for a myriad of reasons…..sheesh..rant over…xoxoxoxo

SN: I never posted about the hoe shit…lol…I am going to dance at Atlantis for Amateur Night….you know there will be a story to tell…


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