21 Genius Larry David-isms For Dealing With People

13 Sep

Thought Catalog

1. The Birthday Cutoff

“There’s gotta be a time, there’s gotta be a cutoff point where you can’t have birthday parties. You’re so desperate for a party that you have to have a party two weeks after? Wait till next year, you missed it!”

2. The Sorry Window

“Two years, you’re still getting sorries? I don’t think so, that’s a long time for sorries. That’s like saying Happy New Year in October.”

3. The Five Second Rule

“She went over the appropriate amount of time I could have human contact without getting aroused…I only have five seconds, after that it’s out of my control.”

4. The Stop And Chat

“He wanted a stop and chat with me, and I don’t know him well enough for a stop and chat!”

5. The Non Recommend-Recommend

“When I called you I told that he asked me to recommend him so I’m “recommending” him…

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